Dear Jeff,

I've followed all of your steps and also started plagiarizing full articles from magazines like Forbes and Life (if it still exists), but I can't seem to make more than $0.11 in a month and my followers are all bots, which is cool and all, but like how do I do even less (this was hard) and make more money, but also not write my own words or anything worthwhile, but also get rich and have people follow me on Instagram and do Patreon games with me? Halp.

:)